Dear Robot Unicorn Attack,
When I first met you, you seemed like a ball of cheese. A unicorn dashing across a screen that destroyed stars by leaving streaks of rainbows? Come on. Months later, you re-entered my life and now I wish you’ve never returned. With your catchy background music (Erasure.. that was a strange music video you created) that will last longer than Justin Bieber’s Baby Baby Baby ooooooohhhhhhh - which btw, just infected my mind even though I hated it - and simple controls… No wonder I kept thinking it would be so easy to top by facebook list (like snatching candy from children).
And now, I just can’t stop. Thank you for ruining my life you stupid robotic unicorn. I wonder if my professors will accept the excuse of failing an exam due to a robotic unicorn that dashed across a screen with no goal in sight…
Now excuse me, it’s time for another round before I hit the sack.
